her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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