Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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