says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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