i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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