I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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