I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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