so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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