Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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