the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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