He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Randomize
