I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's shark week go big or go home
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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