i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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