handjob tips. give me some.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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