How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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