Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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