she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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