if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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