That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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