Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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