You're so nebulous sometimes
i don't like sucking hair
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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