I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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