you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize