Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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