dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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