I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I've blown a few things in my day
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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