I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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