I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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