He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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