Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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