So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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