Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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