he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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