does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Your cock deserves a montage
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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