im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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