I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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