Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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