What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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