Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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