butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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