maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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