you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize