How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Its about making memories worth repressing
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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