I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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