I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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