The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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