it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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