i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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