I looked at my own cervix.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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