Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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