I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
only you would photoshop your dick
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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