I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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