Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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