haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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