And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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